Saturday, November 28, 2009

Oil Kings Press Release

In the last game day the Oil Kings were forced to play 3 games in one night. The Oil kings managed to win all 3 games with many goals being scored. The Oil Kings won all 3 games while scoring 18 goals and allowing 12 goals all in all it was not a good night for goal tender linden rowat. They began the night off playing the Colts, we managed to jump out to a 4-2 lead. the colts did manage to get with in one goal half way through the 2nd period but jan hejda scored late in the 2nd to secure a victory the oil kings thought. going into the 3rd period with a 2 goal lead was what they wanted but when the colts managed to get another goal coach mactavish got pissed and started yelling at them to play solid defence which they managed to do not allowing the colts to tie up the game. it was a well fought battle in this game. The second game of the evening for the oil kings was a breeze compared to the first game. The oil kings blew the scrmneagls away with a 5-1 victory. In the third game of the evening for the oil kings they played lokmonster. this game was a well fought battle between both teams with the oil kings coming away with a 8-7 victory. the oil kings are streaking as of late and seem to be a team that wont back down to anyone. Ryan Johnson and Cal O'Reilly are leading the team in points. Johnson having 13 goals and 8 assists as a top line player and Cal O'Reilly being the top line center with 3 goals and 18 assists. Both players having great seasons so far.

Pete Almighty Rose

Friday, November 27, 2009

LEAGUE FILES INCOMPLETE

Please note that the pro league files for rosters, teamstats, leaders and standings are not updated. The files sent to me were incomplete so I left the previous days stats up. That way if you are trading you have all the teams listed although a day behind as opposed to only half the teams showing. Otherwise the pro results and schedule are up to date. I will either fix this when Michelle sends me updates or else I will just update after the next set of games which is the more likely scenario. The farm stats are fine with the exception of the injuries missing. The file I received had the pro injuries listed with the farm schedule for some reason.

CC

Parise Hurt in Blues Big Win

ST.LOUIS - The Blues bounced back with a big win against division rival Detroit Red Wings with an 8-3 win. This keeps them pace with a few teams that are also sitting near the bottom of the league. The victory, however was costly as Zach Parise caught a rut and ended up going into the boards hard. He has an undisclosed lower body injury and will miss the next 8 games. The good thing is the team has some depth at center with David Bolland and Jason Jaspers signing just after the start of the season.

On a funnier note, the original lines that were written on the white board prior to the game somehow got erased when Patrick Elias was trying to teach John Tavares how to speak Czech. In the mix of words were all the players names. One's guess is that they were trying to describe each of their teammates in Czech. The players saw a bunch of names written in the same line and assumed that was the lineup for the night. Even backup goaltender Jeff Glass was shocked to see himself as the starting goalie. Whatever the case may be, it worked for tonight.

Chuck D Bich

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Blackhawks Press Release

The Oil Kings are on a good streak as of late. Cal O'reilly has been racking up the points so far this year. The Oil kings go into the next series of games tired but after the next series of games the team will be even more fatigued. They play 3 games all in one night. I dont expect them to win all 3 games because they are going to be tired.

The blackhawks are doing very well too even though they have been falling in the powerpoll. The powerpoll means nothing to this team they just go out every night and put in their best efforts. Lookout for many high scoring games to start unraveling with the team finally cementing the chemistry together.

Remember we are the windy city and we will blow yea away!!

Pete Almighty Rose

Los Angeles Kings Undefeated in 13 Games

The Los Angeles Kings have been red hot since the beginning of the season pulling off an incredible 13 game unbeaten streak as of Tuesday night when they downed the Barons 3-2. Many of their games have been extremely close wins or ties, but what has really stuck out is the goals for at 80 versus goals against at 53. They are fairly even home/away, with a slight edge at home with 6 wins versus 4, but the story really has been the production of the King's primary line.

Bouchard has been powerful with 35 points in only 18 games, on a pace for a 159 point season if he was to remain healthy. His ability to pass the puck is challenged by no one and he is also 7th in the league for goals with 12.

Bouchard's main target for his accurate passes is Barry Tallackson, who leads the league with 21 goals in 18 games, a pace that could total up to 95 goals for the season should he continue to fire pucks in at a scoring rate of 27 % accuracy.

Ohlund, Lynch and Carlsson are on the leaderboard for defensemen as the team seems to follow an open and exciting style of play characterized by taking offensive chances.

Although the first line dominates the league in terms of points, goals, and plus minus, there are a couple of players of note who are also having quite remarkable seasons but are overshadowed by the top line for press.

Todd Marchant, the team's second line center, is on pace for a solid 70 point year, while young gun, Nicklas Backstrom has contributed an amazing 10 goals in 18 games of secondary scoring. Backstrom's on pace for over 40 goals and has been responsible for some of the most exciting rushes for the team as a result of his amazing talents.

Captain Doug Gilmore has been a leader in the dressingroom, but really hasn't shown up to the games yet this season, with only one point, and a few players manage to be minus 6 on a team with others with a plus 24 rating.

Its difficult to say what will happen as teams hit the quarter and mid-point of the season, but it is safe to say that the LA Kings look great and have taken the league by storm in an unexpected early run.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pens Win....Unbeaten in EIGHT!!!

WOW...did anyone suspect the Pens to be UNBEATEN in EIGHT games?!?!?!
Pittsburgh won another shocker tonight beating the Sens 5-3.

The top line of Robert Lang, Tuomas Philman, and Enver Lisin are on FIRE. Philman scored his 12th goal of the season last night, and was assisted by HOF/STUD dman Garth Butcher. Butcher incidently was the victim of a CHEAP shot late in the third, and the PHL is currently reviewing the tape.

8 games in a row from a team that was picked b MANY to finish with a guaranteed lottery pick.

For the Pittsburgh Penguins, this is Justin Jones.

Stampede Hire a WHAT??

The Central Texas Stampede have fired bench boss, Kevin Miller and replaced him with...A GIRL! That's right, Tannis Gaylene is now the head coach of the Central Texas team. With the Stampede falling fast, Miller and Flyers GM, Jazz Matthews got into a shouting match at an airport lounge after another devastating loss. Matthews was heard to shout that a girl could do better. At that point the Texas A&M Womens Ice Hockey team was passing by and coach Tannis Gaylene said she would take the job. Both Miller and Matthews were stunned, but Matthews reacted first firing Miller and hiring Gaylene.

At this point we are not sure of the logistics of things, like dressing rooms, etc.....but we will follow this story closely.....for the Stampede, in a plane over Texas, Breydon Strait reporting.

Sub Par Play Leads to Trade Rumors

So, a sub par performance by the latest edition of the Philadelphia Flyers has lead to trade rumors swirling through the front office. It seems that the rumors not onny concern the big club, but the Central Texas Stampede are having problems as well. A coaching change in Texas is all but guaranteed. More news on that as it developes.

Speaking with Flyers GM Jazz Matthews, he denies that there are rumblings in the dressing room. However, this reporter can tell you that the teams recent effort to sign Mike Richards and subsequent shot at moving Joe Thornton has caused some strife. Add to that the FA signing of center David Hallstrom and things start to look a little tight in the middle. With team leader Derek Armstrong stuggling, his name has appeared as the most likely to move. With the rumors swirling, the only names that have not been mentioned are the aforementioned Joe Thornton and scoring leader Henrik Zetterberg. Defenceman Brian Lee, points out thathe has a no trade clause and would not be willing to waive it, but we have heard all that before. It is also known that Matthews has tried to contact at least one team, three time, with no reply. That would indicate that predictions of a possible trade after the 10 game mark are indeed accurate and may have been in the works for some time....more as it developes, Bubba Davis reporting.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Bruins Rides SIX Game Streak!!!

Would the Real Bruins PLEASE stand Up!!!!

Dougie Mac here in Beantown….and the Bruins have OBVIOUSLY turned things around under interim head coach/General Manager George MacIntyre. The pride of Eastern PEI (I gave him the East, I’m the Pride of the West) has the Bruins rolling right now, winners of six in a row!!!

“I have been VERY vocal about our talent level….simply put we can beat anyone in this league on ANY night….hell we POUNDED the Flyers twice this year!!! The problem is we also lost to the Rangers, and the WHALERS!!!! Mikey Sullivan and Ray are both solid coaches….but 3-7-1 is just DISGUSTING!!!! I figured how better to see the talent than behind the bench…..I told the boys….NOONE is safe!!!”

The Bruins dropped 11 spots in the latest power poll, are DUE for a move up the rankings. All of a sudden the Adams just got a little tighter…..well besides the OVER achieving Habs and the TERRIBLE Whalers!!!

From Boston….this is yer boy…DOUGIE MAC!!!!

Blues Win 2nd in A Row!

ST.LOUIS - A surprise 2nd win in a row for the Blues, following up the 4-0 win over the Canucks witha 6-2 win over the Capitals. Slowly the team is starting to gel but still has a long ways to go. They are now within 2 pts of a few teams from leaving the cellar of the league. The team also boasts the leagues 3rd best powerplay.

"It's fun coming to the rink now as opposed to the beginning of the year. Mind you its only our 3rd win in as many games, but we will take it. Expectations were already low to begin with as the team is rebuilding but we don't want to just hand games over to teams." says John Tavares, "Hopefully we can keep this little roll going."

Chuck D Bich