Rockies Limp Into Playoffs

Despite having the 3rd worst record in the PHL, the Colorado Rockies have crept into the post-season, securing a date with the Oakland Seals.

"Thank God we're in the same division as the Winnipeg Jets!" GM Justin Livingston was heard saying at a media scrum yesterday.

The Rockies will start the playoffs on the road in Oakland, where they're the heavy underdog... most thinking they'll be lucky to grab a game or 2 in the series.

"We finished 1-4 against the Seals this season, so we're due for a bit of luck... I think we stack up well against them... we could surprise a few people," said coach Tim Hunter, "we're going to do whatever it takes to beat those bastards... I'll slap the skates back on if I have to get out there and crack some heads, I will... whatever it takes... these Seals want a series, believe me, they got one!"

Well, it seems the trash talking has started. We'll see if the Rockies have the horses to back it up. Let's just say, this reporter has some serious doubts.

For the Colorado Complainer, this has been Nathan Livingston.