SPANKED!!!

ST.LOUIS - That was the outcome of the game against the Blues as they got steamrolled 11-5. The Blues held it in with the Bruins for the first 2 periods only down 7-5. Then Doug Mac's Smack column was brought up by one of the waterboys, which none of the players heard about. The Blues were praised to be, "not as TERRIBLE as the Jackets!!!!". Oh how wrong that was as the Blues then packed it in for the night and gave the Bruins another 4 goals in the third. Not to say we would have won but it would have been a lot closer than the final result. Perhaps the guys were thinking, what a nice gesture and decided to help the Bruins out statistically. Whatever the case may be, the waterboy has been fired and the team back to the drawing board (the count is now at 25 times). Jeff Glass has now been relegated to keeping the water bottles fresh while sitting on the bench. His inability to read has ensured no further articles will be talked about during the games.

Chuck D Bich